Picture this, I'm on the phone to some guy called Ian in a UPS depot, God knows where, 'cause I'm trying to track down this order from Logitech. Turns out they've forgotten how to get to my house from delivering a new laptop here less than 2 weeks ago, relief driver they said.
Anyway, I'm looking for a pen to write this Ian's direct number down so I can call back if there's a problem - all the while I'm holding Katie, my 6 week old little girl, who decides that right about now would be the ideal time to start dropping one off in her nappy. Only thing is, she makes quite a distinctive noise whilst doing so. Something akin to a bodybuilder working out noise.
It's deadly quiet, I'm looking for a pen and this Ian is waiting patiently on the other end when all you hear is
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uuuuuuuuuuuunnnngggh
uuuuuuuuuuuunnnnggghhh
Hello? Ian? Yeah I've got a pen, what's that number?
